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| Spring BreakIt's spring break here in Pensacola and that always brings to the beach a steady flow of young, pasty white, skinny boys who walk up and down the beach in search of a any girl who's, shall we say, "willing." Their pants are saggin', every other word outta their mouth is the "F-bomb," they're chain smoking and are staggering around at 11:00 am--beer in hand. Well, this Saturday, Jeremy and I went out there to enjoy the beautiful weather and each others company when: I needed to go potty. So Jeremy stays with our stuff and I trek to the bathroom by myself. On the way back to the beach, I am approached by one of these boys. He looks me over head to toe and loudly comments, "Girl, you look sexy today." Now, this happens to me every time I go to the beach--not because I'm some super model, but because these guys are just stupid-- and I never have a zippy come-back. Usually, I just ignore them. But this day I was on my game and the words just came to my lips. . . ... . . .I looked him straight in the eye and said, "Not bad for a man, hey?" and just kept on walking! It was awesome! The look of shock and confusion on his face! Ha, ha, ha!! I loved it!! The perfect come-back is a beautiful thing. | | |
| So it's pretty much spring here/summer and of course we're all in shorts and t-shirts by now. So I wanted to get a jump-start on my tan. So I'm at the tanning salon today and I'm using the big stand-up bed. I get undressed, apply my lotion, and get ready to enter that upright coffin when I realize I don't have a hair tie and my long hair will cause tan lines if I don't put it up. I'm not putting my clothes back on to ask the girl at the front desk for a rubber band. . . . . .so I had to improvise. . . . . .Guess what I used to tie up my hair!!!!! | | |
| Biggest reason: I'm lazyThe reasons why I don't want to go to the gym: I'm too hungry right now If I eat, I'll be too full My knees have been kinda hurting lately All my cute gym clothes are dirty I have cramps Its cloudy and dreary outside and I'd much rather watch tv I think people stare at me--what is she wearing? what a big butt! etc I don't know what to work on today I'm sick of my ipod music I'm tired My house needs cleaning I'd rather eat chips and cookies I DON'T WANT TO!!! Can I get a witness? | | |
| Is it Thursday already? This week has flown by! Lots to look forward to with Thanksgiving and all. The holidays are here. And I know that everyone always says that Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year, but this year it really did. The Christmas decorations were up in the mall about 2 weeks ago. Our Santa came about 1 week ago and he just sits in his big red chair all day long, bored as a rock. No body is ready for Santa yet. It's too early. Shell, I'm at work and I'm hearing Bing sing White Christmas. You know that's a sacrelig. Bing in Nov? And to top it off, it was 80 degrees here. And Trust me, I am not complaining: I love this warm weather, but it's hard to get in the holiday spirit without some frost on the window and a chill in the air. I'll have stock up on cold when I get to PA. I'm so excited!!! Have a good week!! | | |
| Shameless bragging!!Tuesday I did 30 pull ups, 90 push ups and some other painfull stuff. Not it a row, though!! In increments. In the space of about 20-25 minutes. But I'm proud of myself, because I had no idea I could do that much. But the bad news is: now that I know I can do all that, I have to take it to the next level. . . . which is even more painfull. I can do it!! I want to be like Sarah Connor on Terminator 2!!! What a silly goal in life!! | | |
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