| | It's spring break here in Pensacola and that always brings to the beach a steady flow of young, pasty white, skinny boys who walk up and down the beach in search of a any girl who's, shall we say, "willing." Their pants are saggin', every other word outta their mouth is the "F-bomb," they're chain smoking and are staggering around at 11:00 am--beer in hand. Well, this Saturday, Jeremy and I went out there to enjoy the beautiful weather and each others company when: I needed to go potty. So Jeremy stays with our stuff and I trek to the bathroom by myself. On the way back to the beach, I am approached by one of these boys. He looks me over head to toe and loudly comments, "Girl, you look sexy today." Now, this happens to me every time I go to the beach--not because I'm some super model, but because these guys are just stupid-- and I never have a zippy come-back. Usually, I just ignore them. But this day I was on my game and the words just came to my lips. . . ... . . .I looked him straight in the eye and said, "Not bad for a man, hey?" and just kept on walking! It was awesome! The look of shock and confusion on his face! Ha, ha, ha!! I loved it!! The perfect come-back is a beautiful thing. |
| | Posted 3/25/2008 9:45 AM - 117 Views - 10 eProps - 5 comments
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